Which is the Best Silly Facebook Status from this 7?!

funny facebook status

1. Face: “You’re ugly”
Body: “You’re fat”
Brain: “You’re stupid”
Life: “You suck”
Food: “Come here babe, you’ll be happy with me”

2. That moment when you’re on your fifth password and finally realize you were right the first time… you just mistyped it.

3. Nopants are the best pants.

4. A woman saying “I’m not mad at you” is like a dentist saying “You won’t feel a thing.”

5. Stay warm. By staying in bed.

6. Nothing good goes into a microwave at 2:00am.

7. Maybe she’s is born with it. Maybe she used three different apps!

Feel free to share with me your silly Facebook Status